CC66: Never buy a used car from this man.

Author: apejuice

Date: September 26, 2001

by apejuice
9-26-01
. . . and if you're looking for something a little more roomy, we have this '97 model here. Aircon, Leather, etc.
Oooh it's nice. How much do you want for it?
Think of this car as an investment. Like you said yourself, "For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also". It's nine and a half thousand.
OK, I'll take it. Wow this is exciting!
STEP OFF, FUCKO! That is police property and you are under arrest!
Damn you again, Satan!