CC78: Everything but the kitchen sink.

Author: apejuice

Date: November 10, 2001

by apejuice
11-10-01
Listen lady, everything will be fine if you just hand over your purse.
But I'm an elephant. I don't carry a purse.
What? Is this some kind of joke? I saw you paying the pizza boy. Gimme the damn purse.
Okay, okay. It's in the kitchen. I'll go and get it. There's not much cash in it though. Just store cards mainly.
later
Ah, whats the use. How could I sink so low. If my mother could see me now she'd be spinning in her grave.
I don't mean to be rude but do you still want this purse or not?