Clappy and Bird. 2 Hour Pilot Show.

Author: apejuice

Date: March 20, 2002

by apejuice
3-20-02
Darling, you haven't forgotten that we invited my boss and his wife round for dinner, have you? They'll be here any minute.
But darling, I have a huge cocaine and sex party planned for tonight. The stripper is booked and all the girls are coming. They'll be here any minute.
Oh Jesus Christ!
Don't panic. We'll just have to keep them apart. I'll keep my party in the living room, and you entertain Mr. Blotarsky and his good lady wife in the dining room.
Well it's a crappy idea but we haven't got much time. Let's just hope nothing terrible happens.
I have a wad of twentys here that says Mrs. Blotarsky finds a ten inch dildo in the bread basket.