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| Hi. I'm Elder Smith from the Mormon Church (LLC Inc). I'm here to tell you about Jesus. | |
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| Actually, I'm here to tell you about OUR Jesus - not the commonly accepted Savior of mankind. | |
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| See, our Jesus is better. He was way more holy than the normal Jesus. | |
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| And the Mormon Jesus was also a lot more humble than the normal Jesus. | |
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| Plus our Jesus was half cyborg. He had laser targeting and this really cool flamethrower in his ass. | |
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| ..ok, I'll be straight with you - join the Mormon church and we'll let you wear our special underwear...it's really cool! (No, really...) | |
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