Central Illinois Weather Forecast

Author: aspaddict

Date: December 8, 2005

by aspaddict
12-08-05
Fox News gets a new weather..umm..person?
Im Cranky McGruff with your Central Illinois weather.
Fucking cold - I think I was just cryo-neutered out here. Lows tonight are going to be in the "Shit its fucking freezing" range, and tomorrows high will be "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra."
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There's your weather forecast, now where the hell is my coffee???