No, you do NOT need a new printer...

Author: aspaddict

Date: March 20, 2006

by aspaddict
3-20-06
Two days after upgrading a printer in a seperate office...
I think we need a new printer...
I just replaced your printer the other day - why do you need a new one?
Well, now its not printing again. I think we need a new one.
You sure you didn't just push button that puts the printer in "Offline" mode so you can try to weasel a new printer out of me?
Spoiled brats, the lot of them.
Oh...you've heard of that trick, huh?
Heard of it hell, I INVENTED it!