The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth

Author: aspaddict

Date: December 17, 2007

by aspaddict
12-17-07
Why don't you brush the snow off the hood of your car?
Oh boy - the truth is that I like to leave the snow there so that when I pick up speed, it blows over the roof of the car like the sparks on the "Back to the Future" DeLorean...
...but how can I tell HER that? Have to think quick - gotta tell her something that she will believe AND will help me seem less dorky...
She never would have believed me anyway
Did you hear me??
Huh? Oh, yeah. That. I guess I'm just lazy.