nnysgrrl finally gets the goods

Author: assinipples

Date: April 4, 2003

by assinipples
4-04-03
I'm sensitive and weird, but deeply romantic.
Jes my type.
Your just saying that 'cause your drunk...
Bitch, I'm a pirate on two day leave. I don't have time for this shit. Does I gits to pound yer snatch or wot?
my bottom hurts.
Aach! Tis hard enuff to find the right hole when you're drunk: try findin' it wif one eye. You're lucky I didn't stick it in your ear, bitch.