Childbride reaches a "compromise"

Author: assinipples

Date: April 11, 2003

by assinipples
4-11-03
Hail, conquering heroes come home.
Goddam! I hate these fucking parades! Oh yeah, big shittin' deal. You killed a bunch of camel fuckers. Welcome home heroes
Oh yeah! We're all fucking impressed. Tell me soldier, how many camel humping, rock slinging sand devils did you kill? Right honey?...Honey? Where the fuck?
You know, mam: I've been away killin Iraqis -- Itgives me a powerful thirst for a women, if you know what I mean...
In that case GI, you put TWO dollars in can. Last time I go with GI I no walk straight for three days. Pee Pee burned real bad.