MY WRETCHED LORDS SCURVY SCROTUM, FIE!

Author: assinipples

Date: April 11, 2003

by assinipples
4-11-03
G'day there fellow! What news, praythee?
Verily, M'Lord all is well with me and mine. How's M'Lord's health?
I say my good man, I am not at all well...."amidships", as goes the saying.
Damn, and blast sir! Are you not well? I entreat you M'lord, how goes it with you?
T'is my scrotum, good sir. It itcheth madly. I want to tear it from myself and hurl it to the constellations! I vouchsafe sir, I may do it yet!
Fie sir! Verily! A pox upon your vile and scurvy scrotum. A curse upon my goodly lords wretched sack, I say!