Hide The Horseradish, The Flamboyant Police Inspector's Here

Author: astropolis

Date: November 16, 2002

by astropolis
11-16-02
Meanwhile, On The Set Of 'Phantasm'...
so, santa, how's this sordid trip back through the particulars of my squirrelly upbringing work?
very simple, i've rifled through your diary and picked out the relevant events and in a poof!, we're there
you snooping bastard!
never mind that now, do you know where we are?
i have no idea, you bloody incompetent git!
great... well, chin up, lad, i'll just... uhm, hmmm... where's the diary?