With My Surf Board Carving Contest Winnings, I Bought Mum...

Author: astropolis

Date: November 16, 2002

by astropolis
11-16-02
Meanwhile, We're Live At Folsom Prison...
saints alive, what in missus claus' drawer i'm not allowed to go in to are we doing here?
hot damn! i'm back in folsom... my first christmas away from home!
"i shared my cell with disgraced cardinal breckenridge... oh, what glorious times we had!"
i have a sinking suspicion, dear lad, that i do not wish to hear the rest of this story...
right, like i really wanted to hear about your using my diary as a suppository?