Ugh... Honey, You Look Horrible On A Videophone!

Author: astropolis

Date: November 16, 2002

by astropolis
11-16-02
Dateline: 2002, Folsom Prison
do you disbelieve thine own eyes, young lad of nottingham?
ha! anyone can grow their beard out, dye it white, don a bright red crush velvet suit with plush sleeping cap and soot covered boots! in fact, i've done it on a number of occasions!
really?
yep
do it then
oh, hell no