And I'm Going To Name All My Children After Every One Of You

Author: astropolis

Date: March 12, 2003

by astropolis
3-12-03
Still In 1979... Or Are We?
look, squirrelly, i was wrong... santa was wrong, we're in the year 1997
we are?
yes, that's right, we are
so, that's why the squirrels in the shower in the room i just came out of weren't my parents
yes, that's right
you know, i don't know why i couldn't tell, they say a squirrel never forgets the odor of his mother's vaginal secretions