Air Conditoning Gone Wild

Author: atomiclunch

Date: July 19, 2015

by atomiclunch
7-19-15
Your mother froze solid, junior. Your younger sister, bless her soul, fell over and shattered into a thousand pieces.
Yes, dad.
It's just lucky that I bagged up all of those pieces and sold them as party ice. I made enough to fix this!
Yes, dad.
So, what have we learned today?
*sigh* Don't have contractors replace the house with a giant walk-in blast freezer while you guys are out shopping. It's not funny, it's dangerous.