What can green do for you? (out-of-date reference version)

Author: atomiclunch

Date: August 6, 2015

by atomiclunch
8-06-15
Whatcha doin', elf?
Waiting for Phreaky, got a special gift for her.
Dude, she's a wild chick. What could you get-
IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX!
Okay. I'm sure she's gotten that... Numerous times.
THIS IS BOX 1 OF 17!