Pee Finger: PEE ALL THAT YOU CAN PEE!

Author: atomiclunch

Date: August 7, 2015

by atomiclunch
8-07-15
At the end of a particularly long, productive, urine-drenched day, Pee finger finds time to engage in a bit of introspection.
Why are we here? I mean, I know why I'M here but is everyone else nothing more than my piss fodder?
More than just a life-support system for a freakishly misrouted urethra. Pee finger is deep.
Is this all there is? Pee and me, we're a team but I think, no, I KNOW I can be more than a one-trick piddle-pony.
Just not *real* deep.
Brace yourself, people of earth. We sit perched on the cusp of a new age! Through the miracle of evolution, Feel the wrath of
SMURF SPOOGE FINGER!!