Hay-Soos, what an sphincter!

Author: atomiclunch

Date: August 10, 2015

by atomiclunch
8-10-15
I asked her if she wanted me to order any lunch for her. "No, no. I'm not hungry."
So, my son sez to me, he sez "Dad, forgive them for they know not what they do."
Then she proceeds to eat most of my burger and all of my fries. Left me about 3 sips of my slush.
Then lets them crucify him, so now I gotta bring him back 3 days later. Total PITA, I had a morning tee-time scheduled.
Christ what an asshole.
Christ: What an asshoie.