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| Dad, when did you realize that you were an atheist? | |
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| That's a funny story junior. It was a warm night, "Atom Heart Mother" was playing and I was balls deep in your mother. I'd been holding off all week and I was ready to bust a nut, big as shit. | |
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| I unloaded a massive wad of my special man mustard. So much, I expected it to squirt from her ears! I was about to check if I broke my rubber but remembered that I didn't use one to start with. | |
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| Well, all I could do after lubing her fallopian tubes with a couple quarts of 10WJizz was pray that I didn't knock her up. | |
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| 9 months later, I have a 13-lb you, a wife whose new nickname is "the Chunnel" and a realization that there is no god. | |
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