Santa - Shaken, with a side of Scyess

Author: atomiclunch

Date: September 10, 2015

by atomiclunch
9-10-15
Santa, it's almost midnight. Shouldn't you be getting ready?
I don't know, Rudy. I'm not seeing the R.O.I. that the shareholders expect anymore. This IS a business, after all.
But Santa, what about the kids?
There are no "good" kids, anymore. If I want to keep this place profitable I have to lose the "toy" cost overhead. In short, Rudy, fuck the kids. They're bleeding me dry.
What are you saying, Santa? And is this tied in with the arrival of the big ovens?
Toys are old news. Now, Elf Jerky, THAT'S where the money is!