No Chewing - Just Gum

Author: atomiclunch

Date: September 11, 2015

by atomiclunch
9-11-15
I'm sorry, I think there's been a mistake. I don't think you were the person I referred to in the ad. No offense.
Well, the Missed Connection ad said, "You: Cute thing at Spruce and Main on Sunday at 9:15 showing awesome gum action, call 555-5555."
GAM, gam action. There's the problem. I'm terribly sorry to have wasted your ti-
Oh, I just assumed you saw me blowing that policeman with my teeth out. I'll just be going, then.
And Craigslist sparks another successful relationship!
Um, can I buy you a drink?
Honey, you don't have to get me liquored up. Just pretend that it'll get me out of a ticket.