Hair Trek: Tales from the Follicle Frontier.

Author: atomiclunch

Date: September 21, 2015

by atomiclunch
9-21-15
Mr. Spork, I need an honest answer. I've been hearing things and I need to know. My dandruff, is it noticeable?
Uhhh, no sir. It's not "noticeable".
Thank you, Mr. Spork. I'll be on my way, then.
Yes sir.
Thanks for covering for me. Wanna grab some Saurian brandy?
How can a toupee even DO that? . *shudder*