Considering Maura-tality

Author: atomiclunch

Date: October 4, 2015

by atomiclunch
10-04-15
I'm ready to get my colon cleared, dear. What? Oh, not this again! Open your eyes, sweetie.
No, grandma.
You need to face the facts, love.
What facts?
You are gazing upon your future. THIS is what awaits. There is no avoiding it.
Note to self: Start dating potential murderers when I hit 40.