Prior Planning Prevents Pisspoor Performance

Author: atomiclunch

Date: October 13, 2015

by atomiclunch
10-13-15
Stardate 93385.18: The Chen Research Lab in the Omega Quadrant has gone offline, Ensign C Fodder has been dispatched to search for the whereabouts of Dr. Chen.
*gasp* No one told me it was so dark and scary here. I need a tribble!
*cough* Hel -
*PEW*                                    ZZZZZT!
AAAAAGH!!
YOWZA!
Dr. Chen! What a relief! You've been out of contact. What's wrong?
Well, the sun went out about 2 days ago so the solar panels aren't for shit. Tell starfleet to stick a crowbar in their wallet and send out a fucking backup generator! Jeez.