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| Oh great oracle, I've traveled far to seek your counsel, to get your assistance in creating the perfect song lyric. | |
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| Well, you're here now. What do you need from me? | |
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| I'm trying to write a hit song and I need a lyric so deep and meaningful that it will cause young women to instantly burst into tears and get buck naked. Every. Time. | |
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| How about "I never met a girl like you until we met". | |
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| Holy shit! I'm wet! How's that even possible? That's brilliant! What else ya got? | |
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| "It doesn't take a genius to tell chicken shit from chicken salad" | |
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