Shoulda signed up for Amazon prime...

Author: atomiclunch

Date: December 13, 2015

by atomiclunch
12-13-15
Eyewitness account...
Here's your mail, ma'am.
I remember, he seemed okay, just a normal day...
What happened next?
Oh, I'm sorry, this person doesn't live, here, anymore?
Then something, I don't know what, happened. Suddenly, like flipping a switch.
2 blocks were blanketed in Dependsâ„¢
Well, I guess nobody will LIVE here, anymore!! I have an express delivery of LEAD for this address! No signature required!! HAHAHAHA!
Definitely a bad day for old Mrs. Durant, they say you could hear her oxygen tank explode a half-mile away. My ears are still ringing!