The truth'll set you free but it probably won't get you laid

Author: atomiclunch

Date: December 21, 2015

by atomiclunch
12-21-15
Hey babe, what say we go back to your place for a nooner.
Sure, hot stuff, wait, aren't you married?
Yes, my wife is frigid.
Oh, bullshit! Let me guess, she doesn't understand you, either, right? Get lost, creep!
That evening....
>sigh< Honey, I'm home!
¿Que?