Susie the li'l scamp.

Author: atomiclunch

Date: December 21, 2015

by atomiclunch
12-21-15
Got a date with my mom, eh?
Sure do, sweetie.
That's great. Treat her right. Don't make me have to get involved.
>chuckle< Sure, pumpkin.
If I DO have to involve myself, I will take that cast-iron skillet, beat you into a pulpy, meaty soup and dispose of you. And there won't be a fucking thing you can do about it.
I just remembered, kids are a dealbreaker. Give your mom my regards!