Some things never change

Author: atomiclunch

Date: December 26, 2015

by atomiclunch
12-26-15
YES! I got a time machine for Christmas! First thing I want to do is find out why the dinosaurs went extinct!
Washington D.C. - Late Cretaceous Period
Excuse me, I'm from the future. What's going on? This doesn't look like a meteor strike.
Meteor? Naah, we're just beginning our last push to wipe out the mammals. Damn freeloaders! Hey, Ralph! coupla degrees to the left oughta do it.
The paleontologists are going to shit themselves.
What? No, Ralph! MY left! Uh oh.