Times are tough all over.

Author: atomiclunch

Date: January 5, 2016

by atomiclunch
1-05-16
Let's see if i have this straight. You come pouring out of my range hood -
It, uh, looked like a chimney...
land in my pot of chicken soup, ruining that, denting my stove, and you say you're Santa, come to give me presents, not a thief...
Right! um, HO!
It's January 5th, you knob!
Look, Blitzen's meth habit cleaned us out last year, can you spot me a few bucks and a plate of cookies?