Number 1, with a bullet

Author: atomiclunch

Date: January 14, 2016

by atomiclunch
1-14-16
8 million stories, etc. Ragu4u's got the Number 1 spot.
Yes! Suck it, 'lunch!
Hey Rags, we're yours for the night. It's like "A Christmas Carol", only with much more kink!
in the morning, we're gonna fix you breakfast...
and go home. Until next time.
Look, you KNOW you're just dreaming that. You're still on the mat after "The Undertaker" did a piledriver on you.
Fine, kill me before I come to, then! And we never speak of Undertaker's proclivities concerning my hemorrhoids again, EVER!