A good day for Chen.

Author: atomiclunch

Date: January 15, 2016

by atomiclunch
1-15-16
Ding Dong!
Yes? Who is it?
Mr. Chen, it has come to my attention that you are not... sharing... your allotment of table scraps with the... scavengers on this planet. We're not greedy, but we have kids to feed, too. Y'know?
Well, I've been composting more, lately. That's why there's not much to give to the collection crew...
AAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!! I'm being de-meated!!!
Indeed. I'm not certain that the last donation, of 15 gallons of DDT, was in good faith. However, no hard feelings, we've left you a large pod out back as a gift. Mrs. Chen seemed eager to unwrap it.
Hell, just for that, I'll double my donations! You prefer your filet mignon fresh or extra rotten?