Champagne Eternal Life on a Malt Duck Budget - 2

Author: atomiclunch

Date: January 16, 2016

by atomiclunch
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And you are?
Mel T. Down, nuclear engineer and salesman. I believe the solution to your problem lies in clean, economical nuclear power!
You want to build a nuke plant in heaven?
Pretty much, sir. We estimate it'll save you 85% in ghost production costs.
The coal guys aren't gonna like it but, hey, fuck 'em if it saves me money! How long to build and start production?
I don't know, you're the God, here. Just pop it into existence.