Honest opinions: Not always appreciated.

Author: atomiclunch

Date: January 17, 2016

by atomiclunch
1-17-16
I was being honest.
Look, I'm just saying, when you're 35,000 feet in the air and your wife asks if her pants make her butt look big...
It may be the wrong time to say
"No, it's all that meat that makes your butt look big, Bessie! MOOOO!"
In retrospect, I'd have done well not to agree with you. How much farther?
About 8,000 feet I reckon. Look! We're going to land on our offices. Damn, she's good.