The Feud of a Lifetime

Author: atomiclunch

Date: January 23, 2016

by atomiclunch
1-23-16
March 24, 1965
Congratulations, Mrs. Taker, it's a boy! A big, healthy? one. He's so sweet!
I can't wait to say hi to my little schnookums!
Truth is, junior, the coyote never catches the road runner. That's the joke.
Beepbeep! What?
Bouncing baby undertaker.
Pumpkin! I've been waiting 9 whole months! which is probably how long it'll be until I can sit again...
bbbbbllltt! raGOO!4u! coming4u!!