A baffling day for Chen - 5

Author: atomiclunch

Date: January 24, 2016

by atomiclunch
1-24-16
"11:55" PM, Chen Local Time
Wow.
That was fantastic.
"11:59:59" PM, Chen Local Time
Why'd you come by so late?
To celebrate never getting my ass kicked again, you homely t-
Meanwhile...
So, just for fun, you set Chen's time 5 minutes ahead? Still, why is he not beaten up?
I basically xanaxed the planet, to keep it from happening. Watch, the good part is coming up!