Can I microsize that?

Author: atomiclunch

Date: January 25, 2016

by atomiclunch
1-25-16
What's in YOUR wallet?!
Lessee, two Walgreen's receipts, one old, sadly unused prophylactic,
a massage parlor coupon and a phone number for "Trixie", who may or may not be female...
Well, if you don't find $3.87 in there, you ain't getting your chicken mcloogies.
Are there complimentary breadsticks?