Synonymous loopholes

Author: atomiclunch

Date: January 31, 2016

by atomiclunch
1-31-16
Hey.
Hey. Aren't you The Undertaker?
Yeah, my manager sent me to get a straight jacket for my bout against ragu4u. Can you hook me up?
Against Ragu4u? Hell, I'll Chen-derize him FOR you! He never called me back after "That Night". Let's see what we've got for ya. You know, now that I think about it...
Later...
I know, boss. Straight jacket. Well, this jacket sure as hell ain't gay, is it?
Good thinkin', boy! I'll call Ragu and let him know that his condition has been met, to the letter!