CC: 634 "They can't ALL be Superman"

Author: atomiclunch

Date: February 6, 2016

by atomiclunch
2-06-16
Oh no! It's Christmas and global warming has left me dressed too warmly to make the run! What am I gonna do?!
*POFF!* Never fear!
The Bradsicle is here! No need to thank me, just leave a little somethin' somethin' in my stocking, big guy!
Uh, some sunscreen and my speedo would've been sufficient. We're in -
Fer chrissakes, Santa. You know what I want for Christmas? I want Tahiti to be fucking Tahiiti again! I can't feel my vulva.