The least wonderful time... of the year.

Author: atomiclunch

Date: February 19, 2016

by atomiclunch
2-19-16
OMG, it's Santa!
Uh, yeah... son?
Santa, can you tell me how I'm doing so far this year?
You're doing okay.
Tell ya what, you'll get a permanent spot on my good list if you let me finish my "transaction" in peace.
The elf is no problem, m'man, but that reindeer is gonna cost extra.