Adventures in Retail - 2

Author: atomiclunch

Date: March 20, 2016

by atomiclunch
3-20-16
Slightly dramatized for the readers' entertainment...
Damn, my own crap tries to climb back inside of me in this place, how can he even get it up here? Sounds like he's almost done...
*fapfapfapfap urf fapfapfap hah hah hah fapfap hommina hommina fap ohbabyohbaby oh...*
*tug* *rip*
Heh, let me just tear off a piece of TP, now.
!! *zipflushcreakTHUMP* *pitpatpitpatpit*
Dude. You dropped something. You probably should've tucked it in before you zipped up...