Fast food wars.

Author: atomiclunch

Date: March 30, 2016

by atomiclunch
3-30-16
Look, I get it. You're trying to copy our menu, we have the Jumbo Jack, you have the Jumbo Dick, us: Double Jack, you: Double Dick
Women especially love the Double Dick here at Dick-in-the-box!
Trademark infringements and illegal practices aside, though. Why is there an upcharge for your "Dick Sauce"?
Oh, because it's made to order, every time!
"homminahommina uunnnngggghhh" *splort!*
So, did you want Curlies with that?