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So, this happened, not verbatim, but true...
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| So, Mr. Lunch. You've been through a few jobs over the last couple of years. Why is that? | |
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| Oh, they were contract positions. Kept the bills paid while I look for a permanent job. They were short-term but they paid quite well. | |
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| Well, we're concerned that you're not able to hold down a job. We'll get back to you. | |
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This part is embellished. In reality, I had forgotten to bring the bunny suit.
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| I invite you to research the concept of a CONTRACT position, you drooling, corporate-trend-worshipping dipshit! | |
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