Out of retirement. (For the mighty Ragu4u)

Author: atomiclunch

Date: April 22, 2016

by atomiclunch
4-22-16
An unnamed graveyard...
Hey UT, s'up?
Chyna? 'the hell are you doing here?
Meh, overindulgence. I'm dead, and on top of that, some clown called ragu4u is trash talking me.
You too? I was just getting ready to reanimate and deal with him since my kid fucked up. Wanna come with?
I thought you'd never ask. I'll give 'im the "clenis clothesline"!
I'll deliver the "tombstone piledriver", now with real tombstone! Man, I wish they marked graves with piledrivers.