Ain't sayin' which is which.

Author: atomiclunch

Date: May 2, 2016

by atomiclunch
5-02-16
Randomly beam us up, violate us anally, then drop us in some fourth-world shithole.
Oi, mate. Me bum feels like I shit the QE II. Why did they use such huge probes?
I don't think they were probes, buddy. Besides, the one they used on me felt like, maybe, one of those golf pencils.
Not mine, felt like a bloomin' telephone pole. I'm gonna be wearin' nappies for a month!
Well, I guess we oughta try to find a way back to civilization. Say, did you catch those aliens' names?
I thought one of 'em called 'imself RCLG and the other was called Ragu4u.