Atomic Justice.

Author: atomiclunch

Date: May 5, 2016

by atomiclunch
5-05-16
'Lunch has jury duty, today.
Mr. Lunch, do you feel you can make an unbiased decision as a member of the jury in this case?
Yes! Lock 'im up and destroy the key!
Sir, you are aware that the defendant is accused of shoplifting a bag of cheetos and a bottle of squirt, are you not?
Oh, that's different. Yes.
Should be interesting...
Off with his head!