From Sharper Image: Ionic Bruise - 49.95

Author: atomiclunch

Date: May 10, 2016

by atomiclunch
5-10-16
I'm sick of that kid razzing me about my missing arm. So I'm doing something about it.
Well, here comes the little smartass now, let's see what it does.
Ha! what's that, a purse holder?
BZZZZVVVVVVMMMMMPH!
Nope, Ion cannon. Like it?
My mouth tastes like electrons!