Budget Heroism

Author: atomiclunch

Date: April 20, 2018

by atomiclunch
4-20-18
"C'mon Bessie! Let's have a couple of quarts, okay?"
Look, I'm not sure I need a superhero for this job. Let alone a filipino. We're in Nebraska fer cornssakes.
Trust me sir, Mindanao Mike is the hero you NEED for this! You won't be disappointed!
*PAP! PIP! PAP!" OW! *BIFF* *SMACK!*
So, uh, what did you say the secret to his powers was?
You know how popeye had his spinach? Shit! MIKE! GET OVER HERE! YOU FORGOT YOUR...
Balut, please.
You should know that's not Bessie, that's Butch. Normally he likes being "milked". You have cold hands or somethin' there son?