A Crisis of Faith

Author: baba

Date: March 13, 2002

by baba
3-13-02
Allah... I'm having a crisis of faith.
"A crisis is like a crab apple. Despite the name, it does not taste like a crustacean."
You make no sense! And you sound more like Confucius than Allah!
"Sense is like dried cannabis rolled in paper and inhaled deeply. That is, verily, some good shit."
Whoah! Allah smokes weed?
How do you think I come up with these sayings?