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| Allah... I'm having a crisis of faith. | |
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| "A crisis is like a crab apple. Despite the name, it does not taste like a crustacean." | |
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| You make no sense! And you sound more like Confucius than Allah! | |
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| "Sense is like dried cannabis rolled in paper and inhaled deeply. That is, verily, some good shit." | |
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| Whoah! Allah smokes weed? | |
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| How do you think I come up with these sayings? | |
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