Bacon and God

Author: baconeater

Date: November 16, 2005

by baconeater
11-16-05
God, how come you created man with an appendix
I needed to come up with another organ that could possibly kill you.
Don't we have enough ways to die?
I was really hurting for ideas during Noahs time. That flood took a lot out of me.
I gave all of Noah's family's offspring an appendix after that. I also invented cancer shortly thereafter. I never want to work that hard again.